Atticus: Examine weezer poster.

Fuck. yes.
This might be your favorite band of all time. You have listened to every album, every single, even the shit they did for CARS 2. You dressed as Rivers Cuomo last halloween. You were in the top 0.005% of listeners on Spotify. Hell you even played in a cover band and fucking killed that harmonica solo. The profound effect this band has had on your life is something that cannot be undercut for a cheap joke.