Atticus: Answer chum.

-- teufortTerror [TT] began pestering tumbleweedAntagonist [TA] at 14:32 --

TT: hety
TT: *hey

TA: what's up
TA: why is your text so bright and hard to read

TT: did you get the wesite setup?
TA: no
TA: I've just been shitting around my room all day
TA: barely have anything done

TT: what elas do you need to set up
TA: all of it
TA: how do I do it
TA: how do I set it up

TT: didn't you need it done 2 days ago?
TA: ^bad question you know I suck
TT: ok you can either pay someone to host it or you can host it yourself with a rasbary pi
TA: rasbary
TT: and once it's hosted you can start making pages for it
TT: that's pretty much it
TT: also fuck u

TA: hey my birth certificate says it's my special day
TA: better be nothing but sweet wishes from here on out

TT: better wish you had some biTThes
TA: ok fuck yeah cool
TA: how much does one of these website host guys cost
TT: it really depends
TT: in some cases it would be cheaper long term to buy a >raspberry< pi if you're not getting a lot of traffic

TA: oh we'll be getting traffic
TA: cars backed up out the wazoo!
TA: I'm gonna be a fucking tollbooth millionaire??

TT: i don't see how you'd get rich working in a tollbooth
TA: buh?!
TA: the immense volume of babes causing gridlock traffic??
TA: trying to get into my website????
TT: high traffic websites cost more to run?
TA: ok cool fuck I'm a tollbooth philanthropist I guess
TA: drive through my station baby it costs nothing and is practically useless as a tollbooth

TT: you're useless
TA: my bad
TA: how much does it cost to get someone else to host the website??

TT: maybe $35-$40 a month
TA: ok fuck that
TA: how much is the rasbary

TT: $35-$40 + shipping and handling
TA: let me get back to u on that
TA: pretty sure our editor's getting bored

TT: copout lmao