SKeleBRUB'S WESITE

so there I was, walking back from taco bell with two $1.60 potato soft tacos when the mixtape lady approached!!
I almost couldn't hear her through my headphones and I kinda wish I didn't.

"Here's my new album! It's feel good hip-hop with no cussing!"
oh good gravy.
Handing me a clear case with a cleary home-burnt CD--her visage printed, cut out, and taped to the interior cover in A4 paper--she requested $20.

"Sorry, I don't have any cash on me"
I said politely, clearly disinterested upon hearing that outrageous fucking pricepoint.
As a music maker myself I understand how difficult it is to gain an audience; I have to practically beg people to listen to my shit. But my bullshit is free! And people don't even listen to it then!!!
Considering that, how in the everfuck would I be willing to shell out $20 so I could listen to [something I probably don't like]

"I take card too!"
of fucking course she does. Why the hell would she not? I couldn't say "no" in the firstplace and now the egg's all over my stupid doughy face. I had to think of another believably polite excuse; maybe "fuck no"

"I don't have that much to spend right now"
perfect.
Nobody in their right mind would pressure someone under financial burden... right?

"I can do $10!"
oh come the fuck on.

Now I've never been a defense attorney but I think this is what they mean to make someone 'sweat'.
I unfortunately can't recall the exact wordvomit of excuses I had to pelt out faster than she could viscously sell me her fucking disc; but I do remember saying

"if you're here later, I'll get back to you".
God smite me

Anywho moral of the story dear reader is don't be too nice to the ruthless people with CD's in their hand and just say "no" or, more politely, "fucking hell stop"

mildew dungeon orange drink yum yum

orange twist with carbonation
fructose bliss on syrup vacation
bones shaking like ronald reagan
citrus based fornication

overall 6/10

I'm on my living room tv I'm playing weed oblivion

here is what we know..

-he saw me and left his yard to come follow me
-he is always 3 car lengths away
-sometimes •he digs some dirt
-when I coaxed him back to his yard the yard owner said "that's not my dog"
-where did he come from?

the situation is developing..

If u are a big kid and you take college here are some thing to know how to do if you want to be cool (and maybe sexy too!)

#1 you MUST buy school classes or they will not let you learn!

#2 DROP ALL YOUR CLASSES! Coolpeople are not smart and they don't learn so you don't do that

#3 bring yuor PRONOUNS to classs!

#4 eat your vegetables but also you'r beer too!

#five shit yourself

#6 if u make yourself suffer endlessly and meaninglessly you are immediately a super cool and enigmatic auteur and people love when you brood in the corner talking to yourself true fact

#7 mullvad vpn is like 5 bucks a month and you can actually just pirate anything u want you cool little rascal I love you so much

#8 if you're reallly cool u can register with DRD to get special accomodations for your academic advancement (DRD stands for Department that's Really Dbadass)

#9 move out from home early and have no money cool peopl are always broke like t/Tylen Durder from my movie favorite FIGHT CLUB!!

#10 height reduction surgery